Queen Of Lust (QOL) is an adult-themed Java casino with a great name. When you drop by their home page you'll be impressed by the slick layout, sexy roll-overs and a generally promising and attractive layout. But where's the beef, so to speak?

Part of the World Net Gaming group of online casinos, QOL gets full marks for its attractive storefront. I mean some of the ladies are pretty damn hot. You'll see that they offer the standard casino fare of slots, blackjack, roulette, baccarat, a couple variations of video poker, and bingo as well as a sportsbook if that's your preference. So far, so good. Let's play.

Unfortunately QOL is one of those adult casinos that has pretty splash screens up front and that's the end of that. Their Java games are okay, but nothing special. They run fast, which I like, but the graphics are a bit dated and the multimedia sounds are basic enough to have me turning the volume control to 0 real quick. And the girls? Forget about it. There is nothing "adult" about the games themselves. It's as if you opened a skin magazine and found Popular Mechanics inside.

Support at QOL is of the email variety though they do offer a "Frequently Asked Questions" section to get you started. There are a number of "coming soon" screens which promise more games (Pai Gow and Let It Ride) and a download section, but I did notice that the dates on some of these screens was 1998, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

And that's basically it. QOL takes a bare-bones approach to both the gaming and the girls and that clearly isn't my cup of tea. Sorry guys: nice legs, shame about the face.